Waiting for Angie’s Babies

Let the waiting begin.

Angelina Jolie went into the hospital earlier today, apparently ready to unleash two more beautiful children upon the world. 

Anyone know where they’re registered?! Baby Gap? The UNICEF gift shop?

I am obsessed with Brangelina. Well, more specifically, just with Angelina. Those eyes, those lips, those tats, the whole Mother-Teresa-save-the-children-of-the-world thing.

I believe in the hereafter.  And if we get a choice, mine would be to come back as Angie. The Brad Pitt years, not that whole Billy Bob stint. (I’d rather wear a Joan Rivers necklace from QVC around my neck than a vile of his blood.)

Consider this: What other actor will be able to boast that they delivered the No. 2 movie in the country (“Wanted”) AND twins in the same week? Take that Will Smith!

And so, we wait and hope for healthy babies – and a big, fat paycheck from People magazine for the first pics. Good luck, Angie!